Quests

 Quest: Mummy Says Wipe

Kid: Help me!

Toymaker: What's wrong?

Kid: I have to - but I haven't -

Toymaker: Tell me!

Kid: It's embarrassing! You see, I was in the bathroom. Doing some... business.

And let's just say I need you to turn my brother into toilet paper, okay?

Toymaker: Too much information! I don't know about toilet paper. Maybe some kind of cloth.

Kid: I have to wipe! Mummy will be so mad!

Toymaker: Did you say mummy? Maybe I can help after all.

Solution: Mummy

Kid: Can't stop to say thanks! Bye! &#42;end&#42;

 Quest: Pirate Treasure

Kid: Argh!

Toymaker: ...What?

Kid: No, you're supposed to be scared!

Toymaker: Oh, okay. "Oh no, help me!"

Kid: It's no good. I'll never get the treasure. If only I could be a real life pirate...

Toymaker: Let me try something.

Kid: There's no thunder in my plunder!

Solution: Pirate

Pirate: Argh, matey! I needs to find me treasure!

Toymaker: Did you look behind the couch?

Pirate: I know not where it be. Only me guiding Polly can help.

Solution: Parrot

Pirate: Thanks, Polly!

Parrot: "Thanks, Polly!"

Pirate: Now, off to find the treasure. X marks the spot!

Parrot: "X marks the spot!"

Pirate: Aha! Found me loot! Now I can get a ships that's worthy of the open seas!

Parrot: "Worthy of the open seas!"

Kid: Hurry! Someone needs to stop him!

Toymaker: But he's so big and scary... look at that ship!

Kid: Find something bigger. Something that's got some experience taking out pirates!

Toymaker: Ok, I'll try.

Solution: Kraken

Toymaker: Argh! A pirate's haul, me hearties! &#42;end&#42;

 Quest: Ninjury

Kid: To get the girl, I need the blade.

Toymaker: Uh... excuse me?

Kid: Chicks dig guys with ninja daggers, man!

Toymaker: Hmm. Maybe I can help.

Solution: Ninja

Toymaker: Be careful with those things.

Ninja: Chill, bro! I'm wise in the way of the ninja.

I'm injured! I'm an injured ninja! I've got a ninjury!

Toymaker: You need some medical attention, stat!

Solution: Medic

Toymaker: Doc, can you help him?

Medic: I don't know.

Toymaker: You have to try!

Medic: It's a very delicate procedure...

Goal!!

Toymaker: Thanks Doc. Guess he didn't have a head for ninja life.

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 Quest: I'm mage, yo! And this is my crib

Solution: Mage

Solution: Mermaid

Solution: Race Pilot

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 Quest: Moo Kid

Solution: Cow

Solution: Mad Scientist

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 Quest: Puppy Love

Solution: Cerberus

Solution: Cupid

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 Quest: House of Cheese

Solution: Mouse

Solution: Cat

Solution: Tiger

Solution: Fireman

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 Quest: The Cafe

Solution: Cow

Solution: Viking

Solution: Yeti

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 Quest: Love Potion

Kid 1: WAHHH! SHE DOESN'T LOVE ME!

Toymaker: Could it because you cry like a baby?

Kid 2: He gave her chocolates and she threw them away!

Kid 1: She threw my flowers in my face and called me mean names and laughed when I cried!

Toymaker: Sounds like my kinda girl!

Kid 2: You need to help me help him! He needs a love potion!

Toymaker: I don't know if that's strictly ---

Kid 1: MAKE ME A WITCH DOCTOR! DO IT! DO IT NOW!

Solution: Witch Doctor

Witch Doctor: It is I! The Witch Doctor!

Kid 1: Oh, Witch Doctor! My true love doesn't love me!

She tossed my chocolates away, she threw my flowers in my face, and she called me mean names and laughed when I cried!

Witch Doctor: Sounds like my kinda girl!

Toymaker: I know, right?

Kid 1: WAHHH! SHE DOESN'T LOVE ME!

Witch Doctor: No problem! One love potion coming up!

When I'm done, you will be irresistible!

Love potion! Take a sip!

Kid 1: Shouldn't I give this to the girl...?

Witch Doctor: Do you have a PhD from the University of Witches? No? Then zip it, and drink!

Oops.

Toymaker: What just happened?

Witch Doctor: Needs more oregano.

Toymaker: Did you give him a SLEEPING potion?

Witch Doctor: Just a little bit!

Toymaker: Oh great, here comes the girl. Quick, act natural!

Girl: Lame.

Witch Doctor: You know, he was so overcome with love for you that he fell into a deep sleep.

Girl: Still lame.

Witch Doctor: Maybe you could wake him up with a kiss.

Girl: Ew. No.

Witch Doctor: Can I interest you in a sip of potion?

Toymaker: Hey! No! Don't --

Witch Doctor: Love hurts.... but it's entertaining to watch.

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 Quest: A Giant Meal

Kid: Hey! Make me a fighter.

Toymaker: A fighter?

Kid: Yeah! A finely tunes fighting machine. A perfect specimen of athleticism. A Sumo.

Solution: Sumo

Sumo: Hoy! I be losing fights!

Toymaker: Losing fights?

Sumo: I really small. Tiny sumo. Need to get really big, some sugary cookies could be good! A really big cookie!

Solution: Gingerman

Sumo: He is really huge!

ToyMaker: You did say big.

Sumo: I need little pieces to eat!

ToyMaker: Hmmm, someone as big as the gingerbread man who can make him little.

Solution: Cyclops

Cyclops: Fe-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of a sumo with dietary concerns!

Sumo: Gobble gobble. I'm growing!

Toymaker: Growing?

Sumo: Growing! Growing!

Toymaker: Okay. See you later.

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 Quest: The Zone

Toymaker: Nice party.

Kid 1: It's terrible! We arranged a potluck but nobody brought food!

Kid 2: And I'm soooo hungry!

Toymaker: You need someone to cook for you!

Solution: Cook

Kid: Yeah! It's working!

What's going on? The food is all disappearing!

Toymaker: Do you see that? Behind the table...

Kid: Little Red Riding Hood!

Red: I'm going to grandma's house!

Toymaker: What's in the basket, Red?

Red: Nuffin.

Kid: Let me see...

Red: No! Get away! Don't --

Toymaker: Busted!

Kid: You're stealing all our food!

Red: Yeah? Whatcha gonna do about it, doughboy? Eh?

Kid: Help! She's going to get away!

Toymaker: What do you need? A wolf?

Red: Don't make me laugh.

Kid: We need law!

Solution: Sheriff

Sheriff: That's far enough, missy.

Red: Stay out of it, law man. It ain't none of your concern.

Sheriff: Put those cupcakes down before someone gets hurt.

Red: Someone...like YOU?

Cook: Ah! My cupcakes! You monster!

Red: Thanks, fat man.

Cook: You are most welcome, little girl. Say hello to your grandma for me!

Toymaker: That was awfully nice of you.

Cook: Not really. When her grandma finds out those are sugar-free cupcakes, she'll eat the kid alive.

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 Quest: And Bob's your saviour?

Kid: This town is so totally boring. Everyone's, like, so grey and miserable.

If I could be royal and rule this town, it'd be so wow. You, make me royal!

Solution: Princess

Princess: Everybody! I am your new princess! Now everyone line up to tell me how lovely my hair is and I won't go medieval on your asses.

Also, for my first royal act I want that kid turned into official rainbow distributor.

Kid: Who me? Princess: Yes, because you're gross. I want you to have a long flowing mane and a sparkly horn.

Toymaker: Well, she is the monarch, and I like my head on my shoulders.

Solution: Unicorn

Unicorn: Who here wants to get fabulous? It's rainbow time!

Bystander: There's rainbow poop on my car! That's it, we need a coup d'Etat!

Solution: Guerrilla Bob

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 Quest: Rainbow Poops

Solution: 

Kid: They lied!

Toymaker: Who?!

Kid: Everyone! My folks. My teacher. All liars! They told me I was special.

Toymaker: You seem pretty "special".

Kid: I'm not! I'm just like everyone else. I'm not unique enough. I'm not magical. I'm not a precious little unicorn.

Solution: Unicorn

Bystander: My car!

Toymaker: Magical, huh?

Bystander: Tell that to my boss! Now I'm going to be late!

Toymaker: But it's so... colorful! A magical radiant rainbow.

Bystander: Then we need a bigger rainbow. The biggest rainbow of all to stop this unruly unicorn!

Toymaker: I'll do my best!

Solution: Mr Rainbow

Solution: Native America

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 Quest: Barf Swan

Solution: Ballerina

Kid: Did you see, did you see?

I have to be in that!

TM: Are you sure, that's a pretty big production.

Kid: How dare you, I'm ready for the big time.

Ballerina: Wow, I'm so beautiful. Watch me twirl!

Wait, something's wrong. I knew I shouldn't have had that tuna bacon cheddar burrito for lunch.

TM: Well, that was before you wanted to be in "Swan Lake". Maybe you should so slow down.

Ballerina: No, I must get their attention. Oh my, my stomach it --

Barf, get me a doctor before the producers see me throw up!

Solution: Medic

Medic: What seems to be the problem h--

What is that tuna, bacon and cheddar? Oh no I'm gonna hurl.

You need a crazy person with more than medicine if you wanna help this Ballerina.

Solution: Mad Scientist

Mad Scientist: Ah this is definitely acute level fifty-six motion sickness - the worst kind.

Go ahead, twirl my beauty.

Ballerina: No, it makes me sick, this was a mistake.

Mad Scientist: I said TWIRL!

Ballerina: Thanks, that would have really ruined my chances.

Toymaker: Um, yeah

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 Quest: The stomach is the fastest way to the heart

Kid 1: *mutter mutter* bacon *mutter mutter* cake

Kid 2: Hungry *mutter* sandwiches *mutter*

Toymaker: Are you two hungry? You could draw straws and I could turn one of you into something edible.

Kid 1: No! The police officers, they look so hungry. Since I nearly starved to death when my mother tried to make me eat broccoli…

Toymaker: I have vowed to never let a grumbling stomach go unfilled! Turn me into someone who can cook!

Solution: Cook

Solution: Witch

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 Quest: Big Foot Bowling

Toymaker: You don't look too happy.

Kid: I can't bowl.

TM: It's harder than it looks.

Kid: No, I mean they won't let me! They don't have any bowling shoes that'll fit. I need bigger feet!

TM: Bear big?

Kid: No.

TM: Hobbit big?

Kid: Bigger!

TM: Brontosaurus big?

Kid: So big that people will name me after them.

TM: Hmm. Let me think...

Solution: Big Foot

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<p style="line-height:100%"> Quest: Bless You, Broomstick

Solution: Witch

Solution: Pinocchio

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<p style="line-height:100%"> Quest: Sumo Panda Kid: Hit me! TM: I'd rather not.. Kid: Sock me right in the face! TM: Why? Kid: So I see how you fight! I need fighters. Big ones. It’s a super heavyweight match of epic proportions. So I need someone who’s an epic size and good at fighting. Solution: Sumo

Sumo: I win!

TM: Huh? Sumo: No rival. I win! TM: That doesn’t seem fair. Sumo: You. Fight me. TM: No, no, not me. Someone more like you. Sumo: Someone big. Something strong like bear. From China. Solution: Panda

TM: Round one. Fight!

Finish him! Sumo: …too…tired…need…food… TM: So. I guess we’ll just call that a draw.

Quest: Northern Cuisine
solution: scotsman

Quest: Brain Freeze (related with ice-cream)
solution: Polar Bear

Quest: Circus
Funny

solution: Clown

Animal who tall

solution: Giraffe

Animal who can play ball

solution: Seal

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solution: Hippo

Quest: Argh, Piracy
solution: pirate"Pirate: This is great! The production! The Argh-rangement! So awesome""Kid 2: Hey!""TM : Uh-oh...""FIX IT! Don't make me open up a can of DMCA whus-ass""TM: Okay okay, I'll plug your leak..."solution: Plumber

Financial Advice needed
Kid1: Come on! we're the last kids to see the new modern district!

Kid2: But we're broke, our pockets are empty, our wallets are anorexic

kid1: Waaaaaah! we need gold! If only we had the luck of the irish!

solution: Leprechaun

soluton: toukan

solution: Pterpdactyl

We need someone to get everyone to agree, someone with natural leadership!

solution: General

Movie Night
Kid1: We have tickets to the latest 3D remake of a bad movie.

Kid 2: And we're super excited, but after the expensive ticket we don't have any money left for popcorn.

TM: A movie without popcorn, that's like not having surround sound.

Kid1: Yeah but we're broke

Kid 2: Maybe someone could bring us some from their field?

solution: Farmer

Farmer: corn on the cob, fresh picked from my field

Kid 2: Seriously?

TM: What's the problem?

Kid 2: We can't watch a movie and eat corn on the cob, we want corn off the cob.

Farmer: He means popcorn. The movie is about to start, c'mon get some heat on this stuff

Kid 2: Please

solution: Dragon

* forget to put conversation & only have solution

Quest: Turning the tables
Solution: Robber

solution: Cyclops

Solution : Duck

Solution: Horse

Quest: Who's your mummy?
solution: policeman

solution: mummy

Hair sssstyle
Solution: Medusa

Solution: Mage

Quest: Under Destruction
solution: Construction

Solution: Devil

Quest: Bulls...tuff
solution: Bull

Solution: Toreador

Quest: Hiccups
solution: Zombie

solution: Vampire

solution: frankstein""