Category:Quests

Mummy says Wipe=Kid: Help me! Toymaker: What's wrong? Kid: I have to - but I haven't - Toymaker: Tell me! Kid: It's embarrassing! You see, I was in the bathroom. Doing some... business. And let's just say I need you to turn my brother into toilet paper, okay? Toymaker: Too much information! I don't know about toilet paper. Maybe some kind of cloth. Kid: I have to wipe! Mummy will be so mad! Toymaker: Did you say mummy? Maybe I can help after all. Solution: Mummy Kid: Can't stop to say thanks! Bye! . Toymaker: ...What? Kid: No, you're supposed to be scared! Toymaker: Oh, okay. "Oh no, help me!" Kid: It's no good. I'll never get the treasure. If only I could be a real life pirate... Toymaker: Let me try something. Kid: There's no thunder in my plunder! Solution: Pirate Pirate: Argh, matey! I needs to find me treasure! Toymaker: Did you look behind the couch? Pirate: I know not where it be. Only me guiding Polly can help. Solution: Parrot Pirate: Thanks, Polly! Parrot: "Thanks, Polly!" Pirate: Now, off to find the treasure. X marks the spot! Parrot: "X marks the spot!" Pirate: Aha! Found me loot! Now I can get a ships that's worthy of the open seas! Parrot: "Worthy of the open seas!" Kid: Hurry! Someone needs to stop him! Toymaker: But he's so big and scary... look at that ship! Kid: Find something bigger. Something that's got some experience taking out pirates! Toymaker: Ok, I'll try. Solution: Kraken Toymaker: Argh! A pirate's haul, me hearties! . Toymaker: Uh... excuse me? Kid: Chicks dig guys with ninja daggers, man! Toymaker: Hmm. Maybe I can help. Solution: Ninja Toymaker: Be careful with those things. Ninja: Chill, bro! I'm wise in the way of the ninja. (proceeds to play with blades and chops his own head off.) I'm injured! I'm an injured ninja! I've got a ninjury! Toymaker: You need some medical attention, stat! Solution: Medic Toymaker: Doc, can you help him? Medic: I don't know. Toymaker: You have to try! Medic: It's a very delicate procedure... (kicks his head back into place.) Goal!! Toymaker: Thanks Doc. Guess he didn't have a head for ninja life. .
 * -|Pirate Treasure=Kid: Argh!
 * -|Ninury=Kid: To get the girl, I need the blade.